Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Oh those silly kids!

My favorite selection from the Hanover Police Reports of 2004:

May 9, West Wheelock Street, 2:12 a.m.
Hanover Police noticed a suspicious male weaving down the sidewalk of West Wheelock Street near School Street, carrying a bamboo lawn candle. When the individual, a 19-year-old freshman, saw the police, he attempted to hide the candle behind his back. The male, who had spent time at Panarchy that night, appeared to be under the influence. The officer thought he smelled vomit, a charge the student denied. The officer then asked what the student had in his pockets, which were bulging noticeably. The student replied that his wallet was in his left pocket and his underwear was in his right pocket. When asked why he was carrying his underwear, the student replied that he had had diarrhea all day. The officer then inquired if the freshman had defecated in his pants, to which the student replied in the negative, claiming it was just "a bad fart." He was arrested for illegal possession of alcohol by consumption, and given either a day in court or the option of an alcohol diversion class.


At 10:57 PM, January 19, 2005, Blogger Dana said...

I can't believe they actually printed the entire conversation. That kid must be thanking his lucky stars that they can't print names.


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